i-only-created-this-to-read asked:

What do you think Eggman’s Will said? I think it would include something to do with the fortune that Eggman has in either resources or just in cash. Like something close to giving x% or x amount to Sage, and anyone he had gotten close to if he made anyone meaningful connections after Sage; then the rest is spent to build a really big and advanced theme park or something similar.

fernsnailz:

i think you have a point about him leaving most of it to sage, but i REALLY want it to look something like this:

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prokopetz:

Tears of the Kingdom is the first time the Zelda series has produced a direct, it’s-the-same-Link-we-swear-you-guys sequel since 2007’s Phantom Hourglass, so this is probably many contemporary fans’ first turn on this particular merry-go-round.

Allow me to assure you: there is no great mystery, and there is no master plan. Every worldbuilding inconsistency and every bit of timeline weirdness between Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom is purely a product of the fact that the Zelda franchise’s writers have the creative impulse control of a pack of squirrels, and don’t give a single solitary fuck about continuity.

When you accept that this is true, and you see how cavalierly they’re willing to treat continuity even between two games which are ostensibly direct sequels starring the same cast of characters and set just a few years apart, you may begin to understand why the timeline of the series as a whole looks the way that it does.

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crimson-chains:

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Playing TOTK!
LOVE ME A GOOD GOAT MAN!

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cupldcry:

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flutterbat

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setzeri:
“ Byleth confirms the accusations.
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setzeri:

Byleth confirms the accusations.

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wayneradiotv:

wayneradiotv:

can someone post cid banana

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i do everything myself

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official-boob-posts:

xandertarbert:

theoriginalspike:

innumerablegibbons:

A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday

It would be funny if this joke had a punchline

Wooden tit 

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I’ve worked in an ER for a long time, and once saw a woman come in with twelve nipples. Sounds crazy

Dozen tit.

official boob post

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grimae:

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happy Zelda day y'all.
Here’s the dragons I drew from BotW some years ago because I basically always loved Zelda’s dragon designs.

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